NO SPEED AT ALL

DO NOTE SPEAK BEYOND 200 WORDS PER MINUTE, NO GASPING, NO EXCESSIVE BODY MOVEMENTS
(use NPR, and the evening news as a guide, I will have no way of counting this but if you see me not writing anything and looking disgusted you are going too fast)

NO TAG TEAMING

NO DEBATE JARGON

I've tried Tabs, Policy, and Stocks over the last 8 years and still hear crap I can't follow, I don't care if you think I am a mental midget, we are not genetically related, you have nothing to fear from me but a loss.

However, Affs if your plan is good (you solve, your advantages are better, you have charisma, and you are persuasive on any type of arguement) you can win (even K, if it is funny and delivered well.)

Negs point out whatever you want (DA's, Counterplans, K) but again entertain me and convince me and you can win. Tell me how to vote, look at me and read my body language and you will easily know if I'm understanding and valueing your arguements.

I'll only disclose if you disregard what I listed above. If the round is good for me I'll need to finish writing the ballot as soon as I can and will not take the time to hold up the tournament.

Only 5 minutes of prep time, Prep time theft will result in losing time for your next speech.